Thursday, August 17

9:00 WB CHARMED

The girls take a walk on the witchy wild side by turning themselves into men.

9:30 NIK THE BRADY BUNCH

Mike and Carol threaten suicide when Greg is caught smoking cigarettes!!

Friday, August 18

9:00 FOX GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS

A man tries to hold his breath for seven minutes. Yawn. Wake me up if he dies.

9:00 AMC MY BODYGUARD--Movie

(1980) High school bully Matt Dillon gets the wedgie he deserves when wimpy Chris Makepeace hires a bodyguard.

Saturday, August 19

10:00 FOX THE CINDY MARGOLIS SHOW

Current internet babe Cindy Margolis is given her own show, while our own more immense talent lies fallow.

9:30 AMC IRON CHEF

Iron Chef Italian takes on a new challenger in the most difficult contest yet: Mashed Potato Battle!

Sunday, August 20

8:00 USA LAST ONE STANDING

12 farmers in Nebraska compete for a brand new piece of farm machinery. Yeeee-haw! That shore is one purty tractor!

8:00 COM UP IN SMOKE--Movie

(1979) Cheech and Chong star as (surprise!) potheads in one of the seminal films in the marijuana genre.

Monday, August 21

8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY

The life and death of Hogan's Heroes' star (and closet kinkster) Bob Crane!

10:00 COM STRANGERS WITH CANDY

Jeri gets trapped in the sordid world of steroid abuse!

Tuesday, August 22

8:00 FOX TEEN CHOICE AWARDS

The people with the real power over the entertainment industry choose their favorites from music and film.

9:00 WB ANGEL

The poop hits the fan when renegade slayer, Faith, shows up to put the kibosh on Angel!

Wednesday, August 23

8:00 FOX SURVIVOR

Final two hour episode! The last four castaways do some last minute backstabbing to win the one million smackeroos!