8:00 WB CHARMED
A mad scientist swaps the brains of a monkey with the Charmed girls--and no one can tell the difference.
8:00 CBS BIG BROTHER
The cast continues to do their best to make their show as boring as possible. Tonight: They refuse to play checkers because "it's too competitive."
8:00 FOX MUSIC MANIA 2000
Taped concert footage featuring Britney Spears (EEEEEEE!), 'N Sync (EEEEEEE!), and 98 Degrees (EEEE--who?).
9:00 CBS SURVIVOR
Thirteen nights in a row of Survivor repeats. Tonight, the ukulele-playing grandma gets the boot.
9:30 AMC THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE--Movie
(1972) Gene Hackman and the dreamy Ernest Borgnine get in a pissing contest over who gets to lead Shelley Winters through a sunken boat.
10:00 ABC DAVID BLAINE: STREET MAGIC
Hipster magician David Blaine performs unbelievable tricks and sends spectators fleeing in terror.
Sunday, Sept. 17
8:00 ABC THE '70S: THE DECADE THAT CHANGED TELEVISION
Clips of shows from the decade that gave us Charlie's Angels, All in the Family, and the Tony Orlando and Dawn Rainbow Hour.
8:30 WB THE PJs
The ghetto is in an uproar when Mrs. Avery accidentally shoots the mailman.
8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY
Hilarity ensues in tonight's fun-filled episode entitled "Saddam Hussein: Butcher of Baghdad."
10:00 MTV FEAR
Five contestants are stuck in a haunted house and voted off the show by a panel of celebrity demons, poltergeists, and succubi.
10:30 FX ACTION
The debut episode in which movie producer Peter Dragon sleeps with a prostitute, and then appoints her V.P. of operations.
8:00 TOON POWERPUFF GIRLS
The children of Townsville are thrown into a panic when they're forced to eat evil broccoli from outer space!