Thursday, Sept. 14

8:00 WB CHARMED

A mad scientist swaps the brains of a monkey with the Charmed girls--and no one can tell the difference.

8:00 CBS BIG BROTHER

The cast continues to do their best to make their show as boring as possible. Tonight: They refuse to play checkers because "it's too competitive."


Friday, Sept. 15

8:00 FOX MUSIC MANIA 2000

Taped concert footage featuring Britney Spears (EEEEEEE!), 'N Sync (EEEEEEE!), and 98 Degrees (EEEE--who?).

9:00 CBS SURVIVOR

Thirteen nights in a row of Survivor repeats. Tonight, the ukulele-playing grandma gets the boot.


Saturday, Sept. 16

9:30 AMC THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE--Movie

(1972) Gene Hackman and the dreamy Ernest Borgnine get in a pissing contest over who gets to lead Shelley Winters through a sunken boat.

10:00 ABC DAVID BLAINE: STREET MAGIC

Hipster magician David Blaine performs unbelievable tricks and sends spectators fleeing in terror.


Sunday, Sept. 17

8:00 ABC THE '70S: THE DECADE THAT CHANGED TELEVISION

Clips of shows from the decade that gave us Charlie's Angels, All in the Family, and the Tony Orlando and Dawn Rainbow Hour.

8:30 WB THE PJs

The ghetto is in an uproar when Mrs. Avery accidentally shoots the mailman.


Monday, Sept. 18

8:00 A&E BIOGRAPHY

Hilarity ensues in tonight's fun-filled episode entitled "Saddam Hussein: Butcher of Baghdad."


Tuesday, Sept. 19

10:00 MTV FEAR

Five contestants are stuck in a haunted house and voted off the show by a panel of celebrity demons, poltergeists, and succubi.

10:30 FX ACTION

The debut episode in which movie producer Peter Dragon sleeps with a prostitute, and then appoints her V.P. of operations.


Wednesday, Sept. 20

8:00 TOON POWERPUFF GIRLS

The children of Townsville are thrown into a panic when they're forced to eat evil broccoli from outer space!