8:00 WB POPSTARS 2
Debut! Yippee! Another season of manufactured pop bands. This season includes both yummy gals and delicious hunks!
8:00 CBS SURVIVOR: AFRICA
Hilarity ensues when the castaways are chased around the camp by a horny rhino.
8:00 UPN BOOTY CALL--Movie
(1997) Jamie Foxx and Tommy Davidson hook up with two hot mamas--but kaboing!! NO CONDOMS?!
10:00 ABC ONCE AND AGAIN
The hormonal claws come out when Grace and Jessie compete for the lead role in their high school play.
8:00 VH1 THE CONCERT FOR NEW YORK
A concert for the victims of the September 11 tragedy starring Paul McCartney, Bon Jovi, James Taylor, and Melissa Etheridge. YICK!! Maybe I'll just donate some money instead.
9:00 NBC THE TRUMAN SHOW--Movie
(1998) Jim Carrey stars as a schlump who is the unwitting star of a reality-TV show.
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Secret agent Sydney tries to make amends with her creepy double-agent dad, in this show that I like to call La Femme Felicity.
9:00 NIK THE BRADY BUNCH
It's all fun and games when the kids try to scare each other--until Peter accidentally tumbles down the stairs and impales himself on a spike.
9:00 USA GO--Movie
(1999) A bored checkout girl (Sarah Polley) finds interest in the fact that a homicidal drug dealer is chasing her.
8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
New villains test Buffy's weaknesses. Hey! Give her a break! She's been dead for chrissakes!
9:00 WB SMALLVILLE
A bug-loving geek mysteriously gains superpowers, which means this is a job for that other geek with superpowers.
9:00 NBC WEST WING
It's another great day at the office when the staff receives subpoenas.
