THURSDAY, JULY 21
9:00 FOX THE O.C. A funny repeat in which the boys visit Nana in Florida, and Seth ends up licking whipped cream off a co-ed.
9:00 ABC HOOKING UP Gals search online for the perfect boy to hump in the second episode of this five-part series!
FRIDAY, JULY 22
7:00 SCIFI FIREFLY Return! Screwed up by FOX the first time around, here's the complete series of this awesome space opera by Joss "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Whedon.
10:00 SPIKE SUPER AGENT Debut! All American football player Shaun Cody tests a pack of sports agents to see who can "show him the money." Uggh, is right.
SATURDAY, JULY 23
8:00 SPIKE THE BIG RED ONE--Movie (1980) The world's greatest actor Lee Marvin stars in this terrific war flick directed by Sam Fuller.
SUNDAY, JULY 24
10:00 HBO ENTOURAGE The poop hits the fan when Vince gets on the wrong side of teen queen Mandy Moore.
MONDAY, JULY 25
10:00 MTV LAGUNA BEACH: THE REAL ORANGE COUNTY Season premiere! Another season featuring the tanned, rich hotties of the real O.C. (I'll take Seth and Summer any day).
10:00 E! KILL REALITY Debut! A reality show about reality stars making a horror movie where they all get killed. Why not cut out the middle man, and just kill 'em?
TUESDAY, JULY 26
8:00 BRAVO SITUATION: COMEDY Debut! Jack from Will & Grace hosts this Project Greenlight-style competition to find the next great sitcom.
10:30 COM STELLA A bully threatens the guys when they take on a newspaper route. JERK!
WEDNESDAY, JULY 27
8:00 UPN R U THE GIRL? Debut! T-Boz and Chilli embark on a sexist national search to find a female replacement for Left Eye. What am I? Chopped liver?
10:00 FX OVER THERE Debut! The new Steven Bochco drama about troops getting their asses shot off in Iraq!