THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16

8:00 WB SMALLVILLE

Clark runs into yet another DC comics superhero, the half-human, all hottie Cyborg!

8:00 UPN EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS

A challenger tries to beat Chris' top Asteroids score. Nerd fight! Nerd fight!

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 17

8:00 FOX TRADING SPOUSES

TiVo Alert! Do NOT miss the best Trading Spouses ever, when "God Warrior" Marguerite Perrin has a gagging, on camera religious freakout!

10:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

When the Pegasus takes off on its own, Adama opens up a can of Galactica whoop-ass.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 18

8:00 ABC CAST AWAY—Movie

(2000) Not a great movie, but it's totally worth it just to see Tom Hanks knock a tooth out of his head with an ice skate.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19

8:00 ESPN2 KNIGHT SCHOOL

Debut! Sixteen students vie for a single position on a college team—but have to impress hothead Bobby Knight first!

8:00 NBC WINTER OLYMPICS

Speed skating, alpine skiing, bobsledding... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 20

8:00 FOX HOUSE

Dr. House treats a supermodel addicted to heroin—sorry, it's not Kate Moss.

9:00 FOX 24

When terrorist mastermind Bierko threatens the government, Logan poops his presidential panties!

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 21

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

It's ladies night when 12 of the female finalists sing for Randy, Simon. and menopausal Paula.

10:00 FX THE SHIELD

Kavanaugh closes in on the Strike Team, and Vic starts sending out resumes.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 22

9:00 ABC LOST

The original two-hour pilot—for those who haven't seen it for the bazillionth time.

11:00 BRAVO PROJECT JAY

Special! The hilarious and charming winner of last year's Project Runway takes on NYC!