THURSDAY, JULY 20

8:00 ABC MASTER OF CHAMPIONS

A man tries to break a videogame record while juggling lit torches. Umm... what?

10:00 VH1 WORLD SERIES OF POP CULTURE

Hey trivia buffs! Don't miss this odd, but strangely addictive new game show!

FRIDAY, JULY 21

10:00 USA PSYCH

Good buzz abounds for this cutey-patootie mystery show about a fake psychic!

SATURDAY, JULY 22

8:00 NBC MIAMI VICE

The original two-hour pilot of the most awesomest sockless cop show EVER! Recommended!

9:00 COM BAD SANTA—Movie

(2003) Billy Bob Thornton stars as a petty amoral thief who robs department stores dressed as Santa!

SUNDAY, JULY 23

8:00 DSC GRIZZLY MAN—Movie

(2005) Werner Herzog's terrific documentary about a grizzly enthusiast who gets a wee bit too close to the bears.

10:30 TOON THE VENTURE BROTHERS

If you haven't checked out this hee-larious animated parody of Jonny Quest—I command you do so NOW!

MONDAY, JULY 24

8:00 NBC PROJECT RUNWAY

A great opportunity for you to see the best reality show on television... and you don't have to buy cable!

9:00 BRAVO TABLOID WARS

Debut! A new reality show about the inner-workings of New York Daily News and their ongoing battle with the Post.

TUESDAY, JULY 25

10:00 FX RESCUE ME

In an effort to turn his crappy life around, Lou becomes a new-age hippie.

10:30 COM RENO 911!

Hilarity and hospital bills ensue when the sheriff's department inherits a jet ski.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 26

8:00 CBS ROCK STAR: SUPERNOVA

The contestants are left feeling insecure after a penis-measuring challenge with Tommy Lee.

10:00 FX 30 DAYS

Season Premiere! Morgan Spurlock returns with his reality show, which makes bigots walk a mile in the other guy's shoes.