THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5

8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY

Betty loses the proofs for a very important edition of the magazine! Ugly and stupid? Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

8:30 NBC THE OFFICE

After Michael gets bitched out again by Jan, Dwight sees an opportunity for a power play.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 6

9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Season Premiere! Yay! It's two hours of BSG fun, when Adama plans a rescue of the Cylon prisoners, and suicide bombers make things difficult for everyone.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 7

8:00 TOON FANTASTIC FOUR

Reed accidentally shrinks the Fantastic Four—so you might want to put on your glasses.

8:00 MYTV DESIRE & FASHION HOUSE RECAP

In case you want to catch up on the nightly soaps no one else is watching, here's your opportunity!

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 8

9:00 ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

Susan and Ian cavort in the country, while their lovers are in simultaneous comas. Somehow... that ain't right.

10:00 VH1 THE FLAVOR OF LOVE

Catch up on all the cat-fightin' hilarity of this past season with this highlights episode!

MONDAY, OCTOBER 9

9:00 NBC HEROES

Cheerleader Claire's invincibility puts a damper on her love life when her quarterback boyfriend is killed.

10:00 NBC STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP

For a show about producing a comedy, this isn't very funny. Try out

30 Rock, also debuting this week!

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 10

8:00 CW GILMORE GIRLS

Lorelai realizes that her main motivation in life is pissing off her parents. So glad you could join the rest of us!

9:00 CW VERONICA MARS

Veronica is hired by the campus newspaper to infiltrate a sorority house. Don't forget your negligee!

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 11

8:00 NBC 30 ROCK

Debut! Studio chief Alec Baldwin makes head writer Tina Fey's job at a late-night sketch comedy show a nightmare!

10:00 TVLAND I PITY THE FOOL

Debut! Mr. T teaches a car salesman about motivation by putting his head through a window.