THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 21

9:00 CW SUPERNATURAL

After being arrested, Sam and Dean find they're very popular in prison. Very popular indeed.

9:00 ABC LOST

Kate gets her own "flash-forward" as we see what her life is like as one of the "Oceanic Six."

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22

9:30 VH1 FREE RADIO

Check out this very funny show about a bumbling radio station intern who becomes America's fave shock jock.

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 23

8:00 ABC FORREST GUMP—Movie

(1994) Tom Hanks stars as dimwitted Forrest Gump who succeeds through stupidity. An inspiration to Republicans everywhere!

8:00 MTV JACKASS: 24-HOUR TAKEOVER

The Jackass boys take over MTV for an entire day of nut-crackin', bone-breakin', vomit-inducing fun.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 24

5:30 ABC ACADEMY AWARDS

Oh, god. Why couldn't the writers' strike have lasted just a couple more weeks?

10:00 CBS DEXTER

Dexter discovers he has a rival serial killer cutting in on his turf—LITERALLY!

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 25

8:00 ABC A RAISIN IN THE SUN—Movie

(2008) The classic play by Lorraine Hansberry, starring... Sean "P. Diddy" Combs? Oh, sweet, sweet train-wreck!

9:00 FOX TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES

In order to find a secret dossier, Sarah returns to the looney bin she once called home.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

he top 10 boys sing, and... Simon, will you PLEASE kick off that one blubbering crybaby? He's driving me nuts!

10:00 NBC QUARTERLIFE

Debut! The producing team of Herskovitz and Zwick bring us a thirtysomething for twentysomethings.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

One model reveals a stunning secret to the judges. Please god, let her be a man!

10:30 COM RENO 911!

In order to stop a string of robberies, the deputies go undercover in the fast food restaurant "Burger Cousin."