Sorry, Star Trek trailer! This nerd has stone cold busted you on a major gaffe! Unbelievably, the Star Trek set designers made the buildings in 24th century San Francisco WAAAAAAY too big! I mean, seriously guys. I know it’s the future and all, but buildings in the 24th century will obviously only be three-quarters that size—AT THE MOST. God blankin’ dammit! I’m sorry… but… but… I don’t know. Sometimes? When it becomes apparent to me that some people JUST DON’T CARE? It makes me SO MAD, I… I… I just want to butt fuck a submarine… or something. I DON’T KNOW!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Depth of field?
Do a brutha a solid and get him laid!!! Please!!!!
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On the one hand, this guy seems to have no idea how much things change in the span of three centuries, and apparently has never heard of Burj Dubai. On the other hand, who gives a fuck, and yes, he clearly needs a night or two in Patpong with a couple of thai lady boys…
Another outstanding post, Mister. Never would I have conceived such a fantastic phrase as, “butt fuck a submarine”. Delightful!