The Amazing Spider-Man is out! I reviewed it! Because I like Spider-Man! And since the movie's out now, but since the Mercury isn't out until Thursday, we're posting the review early—because how will you know if you should see it or not unless you read my precious, precious words?

Anyway, yes. Spider-Man! The review's here. Alternately, Charlie has some thoughts about Spider-Man that he'd like to share with you.