What kind of doctor has a shovel and a shop vac in his cinderblock operating room? PROBABLY NOT A VERY REPUTABLE DOCTOR.

Cronenberg’s latest is a nine-minute-long POV film—commissioned for a Cronenberg exhibit at EYE Film Institute in Amsterdam, and kindly put up on YouTube for the exhibit’s duration—and is about a woman (Evelyne Brochu) who claims to have insects growing inside her left breast. In The Nest, she tries to convince a not-very-reputable doctor (Cronenberg) into cutting off said breast—or at least providing an “escape hatch” for the squirming bugs inside. On a scale of one star to four stars, I give this movie 32 GAH NO WHY GODDAMMIT CRONENBERGs.

In other words, The Nest is as skin-crawlingly creepy and awkward and weird as you’d expect from Cronenberg whenever he’s in full-on body horror mode, and you probably shouldn’t watch it at work if your boss doesn’t like short films about topless women who think they have insects growing inside of them.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.