The Rock Versus an Earthquake also features Carla Gugino, Paul Giamatti, and Alexandra Daddario, because apparently they decided having both “The Rock” and “an earthquake” in the same movie somehow might not be quite enough to make me decide to see said movie? They were wrong, but I very much appreciate their extra effort.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.