Fans of the hilarious animated spy spoof Archer AND the hilariously homoerotic Top Gun are in luck, as the Archer cast remakes Kenny Loggins’ Top Gun theme, “Danger Zone” for their fifth season promo. There’s so much to say about this spot-on remake, but only two words sum it up: NAILED. IT.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)