Last weekend saw the opening of two theaters–one in the convoluted suburban sprawl of Beaverton, and another in the St. Johns neighborhood. While one has fancy-pants presentation, the other boasts a decidedly local take on first-run films.

Compared to the Century already out on 82nd, the tongue twistingly named Century 16 Cedar Hills Crossing (3200 SW Hocken Avenue) is pretty similar, with a few improvements: Gorgeous giant screens, booming THX sound, and stadium seating. There are drawbacks–it’s damn near impossible to theater-hop; there’s a disturbingly large, cafeteria-like concession area; and while they don’t have Regal Cinema’s abhorrent barrage of TV commercials preceding the film, “The 2wenty,” you’ll still have to sit through ads for Fandango.com and a slideshow for shitty Beaverton restaurants.

If you can’t stand giving one more penny to either Century Theaters or Regal Cinemas, the former run-down, busted seat environs of the St. Johns Theater have been taken over by new, energetic management whose mission is to offer first-run movies at a great price, with–wait for it–BEER. While the Laurelhurst offers beer and Pizzicato pizza along with strong second-run programming, the St. Johns Historic Twin Cinema & Pub (8704 N. Lombard) is taking the next step by offering libations and food along with brand spankin’ new movies. Plus, the entire place has been given a facelift, with new paint, digital sound, a concession stand, cup holders, and tables.

In addition to lower movie prices ($5.75) and reasonably priced, high quality microbrews, the management is also giving back to the community. For their grand reopening last weekend, admission was a can of food–donated to the Salvation Army–and they also run a practically free matinee, wherein any profits go to local schools. Good ideas like this should be supported, and the new and greatly improved St. Johns Historic Twin Cinema & Pub is worth the drive, no matter where you live.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.