Feel like getting some basketball-fueled insanity into your life, but canโ€™t commit to all the brackets, betting, and institutionalized exploitation that is March Madness? GOOD NEWS: Basketball is also a fertile ground for filmmakers! Sometimes that ground sprouts weeds like Space Jam (fucking traaaaaaaash), but if you seek solid hardwood storytelling, find these films on the Portland Mercuryโ€™s shelf at Movie Madness (moviemadness.org) from Sun March 1 to Tues March 31.

Cornbread, Earl, and Me (dir. Joseph Manduke, 1975) A basketball movie thatโ€™s also a Blaxploitation classic about police brutality, driven by a cast of all-time greats (Moses Gunn, Rosalind Cash, Thalmus Rasulala), and the striking debut of Laurence Fishburne, age 14.

Fast Break (dir. Jack Smight, 1979) On release, it was knocked for โ€œfeeling like a TV movie.โ€ But everything is TV movies now! So you can just… enjoy the charming and authentic late-โ€™70s vibe via its shlumpy lead, Gabe Kaplan.

White Men Canโ€™t Jump (dir. Ron Shelton, 1992) This film took the Dozens mainstream and is still the apex of Sheltonโ€™s filmography (which includes Bull Durham and Tin Cup). Woody can fuckinโ€™ ball, man.

Blue Chips (dir. William Friedkin, 1994) I donโ€™t know if this movie is actually…good? Itโ€™s definitely a lot. Friedkin directs Nick Nolte and Shaq (!?!) in a story about how fundamentally fucked college hoops are.

Hoop Dreams (dir. Steve James, 1994) This documentary wasnโ€™t just the best film of 1994 (yes, better than Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, and The Lion King), itโ€™s still the best basketball movie ever made.

He Got Game (dir. Spike Lee, 1998) Spikeโ€™s sprawling, indulgent basketball opera scored by Aaron Copland and Public Enemy has a top-five Denzel performanceโ€”but NBA star Ray Allen goes toe-to-toe with him and holds his own.

Love & Basketball (dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood, 2000) You know how good Love Jones is? This is like that, but instead of being about smoking cigarettes and reading poetry, itโ€™s about basketball.

Coach Carter (dir. Thomas Carter, 2005) So why is this on the list but not Hoosiers? Well, this has Samuel L. Jackson (back when he still gave a shit), a bald baby Channing Tatum, and most importantly, basketball that doesnโ€™t look like 10 refrigerators knocking into each other between granny shots.

Bobby Roberts is one of the Portland Mercury's calendar editors, as well as one of its film and pop-culture critics. His past career choices included joining corporate broadcast radio just in time for...