HUMP! by the numbers: two cities, 23 films, 29 packed screenings, 12,000 happy, horny audience members, and 12,000 ballots to sort and count. The Pacific Northwest’s biggest, best, and only amateur porn festival has come and gone. Ask anyone who was lucky enough to get a ticket: HUMP! is a truly magical event, a joyful celebration of sexual diversity. But HUMP! couldn’t happen without the performers and directors who make the films! And so, without further ado, it is our pleasure to announce this winners of this year’s HUMP! Awards.
BEST HUMOR
Runner-Up ($500 prize): “Go Fuck Yourself”
First Place ($1000 prize): “Mythical Proportions”
BEST KINK
Runner-Up ($500 prize): “Don’t Call Me Missy”
First Place ($1000 prize): “Knife”
BEST SEX
Runner-Up ($500 prize): “The One Where the Girl is Pushed Against the Door”
First Place ($1000 prize): “Music for 2 Humans”
And…
BEST IN SHOW
The coveted Palme d’HUMP!—and the $4000 Grand Prize—goes to…
“Teenage Dream”
Congratulations to everyone who participated in HUMP! 2011. You’re all winners in our book. We hope you had as much fun making your entries as we had watching them. And if you think you can do better… start working now on your five-minute flick for HUMP! 2012. Details coming this Spring!
Shenanigans! Don’t Call Me Missy was clearly the best kink. That knife was totally dull!
Yay! I’m glad Don’t Call Me Missy got in there, everyone was talking about it afterwards and it was one of my favorites. I’m sad Donut didn’t get any dollars, but all of these winners are excellent.
I wish I lived in a world where I could post Teenage Dream to my Facebook and get like a ka-billion likes.
Teenage Dream? Boooooo! That looks like a Weiden & Kennedy produced film … hardly amateur.
BEST IN SHOW DIDN’T EVEN HAVE SEX IN IT. FUCK THIS SHIT.
I bet if “Go Fuck Yourself” had trimmed about a minute of fat it would have taken Best Humor. That was seriously a fantastic sketch.
@ATOMIC: EYEPATCHES MAKE EVERYTHING SEXIER.
Teenage Dream was totally the best in show, but I thought that Go Fuck Yourself was a bit funnier and cleverer than Mythical Proportions.
I CAN DO BETTER!!!
juz saying.
Teenage Dream had no duct tape, no #7 and no super soaker. It was not amateur and it was not made just for Hump! It’s a shame that the local amateur films didn’t stand a chance to win best in show.
Knife is best kink ? I thought if was going for humor. Those light sabers were sharper. If those people were into kink she would have some kind of mark on her.
My favorite knife play story was when a wife came back from burning man and her hubby saw the light scabbed lines that said “Jason was here”.
Donuts was the best kink.
Rosy, I thought Donuts was great, and fun, but it didn’t have a thing to do with kink!
@notkink — ‘Donuts’ was Wet and Messy Fetish. This link is NSW– http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Wet_and_Me…
Music For Two Humans was so fucking boring!!!! And try a different position already! And Knife really shouldn’t have won anything. That enough people were impressed enough to vote for those two makes me question the sanity of the audience members.
@10 – teenage dream was made explicitly for hump 2011. there is a 7 on the maroon jersey in the basketball scene during the first sequence. the local (all Seattle, all volunteer) amateur film did stand a chance, and won.
Is it true that Teenage Dream had no duct tape, no #7 and no super soaker??? Disqualification??? What are the rules?
Yay! Nearly everything I voted for won either first or second place! …. Good times