It took over 100 years of making movies and TV shows, but science has finally done it: We are now able to reconstruct Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” using only phrases from cinema and television. OMG, what a relief.

Sooooo… what do you guys want to do next?

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)