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Howard Ratner is an asshole. He’s an asshole to his wife, Dinah (Idina Menzel). He’s an asshole to his girlfriend, Julia (Julia Fox). He’s an asshole to his kids (who he, and we, hardly ever see). He’s an asshole to his employees, including Demany (Lakeith Stanfield), as he sells diamond-encrusted baubles out of a cramped showroom in Manhattan’s Diamond District. He’s asshole to regular people, like receptionists and bouncers, and he’s an asshole to famous people, like Kevin Garnett (Kevin Garnett) and the Weeknd (the Weeknd). And he’s especially an asshole to anyone to whom he owes money—which is a lot of people, chief among them being Arno (Eric Bogosian). And since Arno’s also related to Howard, he really gets treated like shit.

It’s not a coincidence that the first images we see of Howard are obtained from a colonoscopy, but even when the camera leaves Howard’s posterior to capture his exterior—he’s played, and played remarkably, by the version of Adam Sandler who’s an amazing actor in good movies—there’s still something that feels shitty about the guy. Howard never stops wheeling and dealing, and in the hours we spend with him, he says maybe two or three things that are true. The rest of the time, he says whatever gets him what he needs: To get paid, to get laid, to get let out of the trunk of his car, where Arno’s thugs have locked him after smacking him around and stripping him naked.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.