SHIN GODZILLA "Marco!... Marco!... Aw. c'mon, you guys, you're supposed to say, 'Polo!'"

SHIN GODZILLA Marco!... Marco!... Aw. cmon, you guys, youre supposed to say, Polo!

SHIN GODZILLA “Marco!… Marco!… Aw. c’mon, you guys, you’re supposed to say, ‘Polo!'”

Since 1998’s remake, the primary question regarding any new Godzilla movie concerns its authenticity: Are we gonna get the real Godzilla? The questionโ€™s almost meaningless, considering the creatureโ€™s myriad interpretations over past 60-plus years, but people really want reassurance they wonโ€™t be wasting time on an overlong, unsatisfying, kitschy sci-fi messโ€”which is, of course, what real Godzilla movies often are.

So yes, Virginia: Japanese studio Tohoโ€™s latest reboot, Shin Godzilla (which can be translated as โ€œTrue Godzillaโ€) is a real Godzilla movie.

Itโ€™s real talky, like most of Godzillaโ€™s filmography: These films are almost never pure orgies of rubber-clad stuntmen powerbombing each other through pressboard skyscrapers. Shin Godzilla has less in common with the works of Ichiro Honda (the 1954 original) or even Gareth Edwards (2014โ€™s American attempt) as it does Armando Iannucciโ€”it frequently feels like a flat episode of Parks & Recreation, but with an atomic monster instigating bureaucratic freakouts instead of Liโ€™l Sebastian.

Bobby Roberts is one of the Portland Mercury's calendar editors, as well as one of its film and pop-culture critics. His past career choices included joining corporate broadcast radio just in time for...