There is absolutely nothing I can say about 1986’s Chuck Norris/Louis Gossett, Jr. Indiana Jones ripoff Firewalker that the trailer doesn’t say far more eloquently:
It’s screening tonight at 9, on 35mm, as part of the Clinton Street Theater’s Flattop Film Series. Admission’s $8, but I’ve got a pair of tickets to give away—all you’ve gotta do to enter to win ’em is email me no later than 3 pm today, and make sure the subject line of your email is “Spunky devil.” I’ll pick a winner at random and email them shortly after 3 to let ’em know how to get their tickets. Go!
