Guys, I like your mom so much! She’s super funny, and cute, and does the best recaps of The Matrix ever. I want her to recap everything! DO SCHINDLER’S LIST NEXT!!


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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)