ADMITTEDLY, it was a stupid question. “It was a long, long time ago,” explained Joe Preston, the man behind Thrones, when I asked about his time playing bass with the Melvins, back in the early ’90s.

“That’s got nothing to do with where my life is now. I hope [being a Melvin] doesn’t tag me forever. As long as it keeps coming up in interviews it might. I don’t get the feeling people actually care, they’re just looking for something to talk about.”

Point taken.

Thrones is set to pummel Tube on Christmas with its technically enhanced sludge-slide. Created in 1993, Thrones is Preston, a bass, a guitar, a shitload of amps, a bunch of weirdo synths, some drum machines, and more pedals than one man should legally own and operate. Thrones produces a low-end earfuck capable of blowing you straight off your feetโ€”like the crackle and groan of tossing a toaster into a tub of bearded warlocks bathing in crude oil.

The last time Thrones released a record of new music was 2000’s Sperm Whale. Preston says these are happier days for him, but he linked an improved mood to a creative block preventing him from writing new Thrones material. The block, and Preston’s vigorous touring schedule with High on Fireโ€”the Bay Area doom metal band he bowed out of a year agoโ€”led to what may have seemed to some like a hiatus. In actuality, Thrones never went anywhere. Preston was simply too damn busy for more than a handful of Thrones shows a year, and not in the proper mindset for new Thrones music.

“I’m hoping to write more. The process has changed for me. I’m not as depressed and crabby anymore, that’s a big factor. I’ve worked on a lot of blocks in my life, but never a creative one. I’d rather not be feeling like shit, than feeling like shit and putting out records.

“I’ve got a lot of material that’s unfinished. I just need to stop being lazy.”

More important than Jesus’ birthday on Monday, it’ll be the 13th anniversary of the creation of Thronesโ€”all the more reason to come out. Just don’t expect Preston to die for your sins. He’ll be busy on stage.

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Mon Dec 25
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