Stop Making Fun of “My Most Embarrassing Musical Moment”

CUT IT OUT, YOU GUYS! And you know exactly what I’m talking about! A couple of weeks ago, I shared with you a very private memory about my most embarrassing musical moment where I appeared on an Eastern Bloc TV show, and forgot the words to the song I was singing! Now, I think I faked my way through it pretty well. HOWEVER! Now people all over the internet are making fun of me, and I’m sick of it! What follows is a particular egregious example.
Now I’ll admit that my voice is sometimes altered electronically to keep me on pitch, and provide my audience with the best possible performance. All the pros do it. But some asshole has found the original, un-electronically enhanced vocals of my famously embarrassing song, and… and… SOB! You guys are effing with me, right? I don’t actually sound like this!!