My, What a Busy Week!

THURSDAY, MARCH 26

Kieran Hebden, the
mastermind behind Four Tet, mixes and samples from a wide variety of
musical forms to make his lilting soundscapes, which have been fondly
referred to as “folktronica.” Despite being only one man and some DJ
equipment, he whips up quite a show. KP

w/Gulls; Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 9 pm $10-12

Holcombe Waller has wandered far and
wide since cutting his teeth in the Bay Area folk scene. With Into
the Dark Unknown: The Hope Chest—a multimedia spin on
the typical coffeehouse gig—it’s safe to assume Waller hit a
couple Best Buys in his travels. Tonight he brings his hardware to the
Imago, where his earnest tales will break your heart, in glorious
hi-def. AS

Imago Theatre, 17 SE 8th, Thurs-Sat, 8 pm, Sun 2 pm, $15

FRIDAY, MARCH 27

Multi-impresario Will Oldham wears his Bonnie
“Prince” Billy cap tonight to sing pretty folk ballads about love. Most
could have been lifted out of an earlier decade, when you could mention
“free love” without being called an icky hippie. All the love, minus
the ick. MS

w/Pillars and Tongues; Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside, 9 pm,
$18-20, all ages

Portland’s brawniest beauties, the Rose
City Rollers, take a rare detour to nerdsville with the release party
for their second glossy comic book, Doppelganger at the
Hangar. Read the comic to prep for Saturday night’s epic roller
bout: Portland versus Seattle! SM.

Release party at Cosmic Monkey Comics, 5335 NE
Sandy, 7-9 pm, FREE; Bout at Portland Expo Center, 2060 N
Marine, Sat March 28, 5:45 pm, $14-20

SATURDAY, MARCH 28

If you’ve ever thought you and your significant
other have problems, tonight’s screening of John Cassavetes’
heart-wrenching A Woman Under the Influence will make you
reconsider your definition of the word “problems.” MV

NW Film Center’s Whitsell Auditorium, 1219 SW Park, 7 pm,
$8

Pigeon John is a damn good rapper,
but he doesn’t take himself too seriously: He’s known for his signature
pigeon dance and will freely admit that his friend’s mom came up with
his rap name. His songs are packed with flashy style and the wits to
match, but he shies away from rap clichés, managing to produce
positive hiphop that doesn’t sound like an after-school special.

w/Rootbeer, Who Cares, the Buttermilk Baby Makers; Someday
Lounge, 125 NW 5th, 9 pm, $8-10

SUNDAY, MARCH 29

Far more intimidating than the pouched sea bird
with which they share a name, Pelican has honed a precise instrumental
sound that dismantles the very foundation of post-rock and metal.
Freshly signed to the mighty Southern Lord label, Pelican are proof
that you can do without the most annoying component of any good metal
band: the lead singer. (With the lone exception being Ronnie James Dio,
of course). EAC

w/Wolves in the Throne Room, Tombs; Hawthorne Theatre, 1507 SE
39th, 8 pm, $13-15, all ages

Hey, would-be soapbox heroes/accidental
homicides! Before swallowing dust on the Learning Curve, be sure to eat
the $100 entry fee for this year’s Portland Adult Soapbox Derby. There
are only 39 slots open and it’s “first come, first served,” so get
there extra early. AS

MONDAY, MARCH 30

Forget that scissor-hands guy, Pee-wee’s Big
Adventure is the flat-out strangest film Tim Burton has ever made.
As for Paul Reubens… well, poor Paul Reubens. MV

Pix Patisserie, 3901 N Williams, 8:30 pm, FREE

Put on your tightest skinny jeans and biggest
sunglasses—Ratatat’s in town! Even though their newest album is
light on the dance beats, heavy on the space laser sounds, the
innovative Brooklyn electro duo are always a good time. SM

w/Despot, Think about Life, Atole; Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W
Burnside, 8 pm, $20, all ages

TUESDAY, MARCH 31

To call Donald Ray Pollock’s writing
“powerful” is to understate its impact. The often brutal, often tawdry
stories in Knockemstiff, all set in a hopeless Ohio town, land
like blows to the stomach that just might leave you dry heaving. AH

Powell’s City of Books, 1005 W Burnside, 7:30 pm, FREE

I know it seems weird to actually care about the
Portland Trail Blazers this late in the season, but holy beard of Oden,
this team is about to make the playoffs! But before the Blazers arrive
in the post-season, the team has to battle for a spot against their
hated divisional rivals, the Fightin’ Mormons known as the Utah
Jazz. EAC

Rose Garden, 1 Center Court, 7 pm, $10 & up

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 1

Portland’s newest comedy venue has been biding
their time for a few months now, and tonight they open the full
floodgates of hilarity with the five-day Curious Fools Festival,
featuring acts from New York, Seattle, and Portland. (Don’t miss
headliner Joe Raiola, senior editor of MAD magazine.) AH

Curious Comedy Theater, 5225 NE MLK, full schedule and tickets at
curiouscomedy.org

Two bands bring some awesome weirdness factors
to the Wonder Ballroom tonight. For Stereo Total, it’s French
and German lyrics set to an electronic, new-wavey sound. For Leslie
and the Ly’s, it’s Leslie Hall’s gem sweaters and ph/fat raps. Both
will rock your socks off. KP

w/Gregory Miles Harris; Wonder Ballroom, 128 NE Russell, 9 pm,
$13.50-15, all ages

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