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Jun 29, 2000 at 4:00 am
A Salute to America
And Other Stupid Countries
AMERICA: WHY I LOVE HER
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GERMANS: SIE SIND BESSER
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VIETNAM: IT'S CRAZY, BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK
by Ben Jacklet
ITALY: WHY DON'T WE LIVE THERE?
by Monica Drake
FIJI: THIN, NOT FAT
by Chelsea Cain
TANZANIA: BETTER THAN HERE
by Frank Bures
CANADA: WHAT BIGFOOT TAUGHT ME ABOUT AMERICA'S CORRUPTION!
by Kevin Sampsell
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