The Attorney General’s investigation into whether or not Mayor Sam Adams broke any laws in regards to his relationship with Beau Breedlove is in full swing—and may actually hinge on the question “is a kiss considered sexual contact”? If so, then consider my tongue “guilty as charged”!

Out magazine gets an interview with Mayor Adams, giving Oregonian commenters another opportunity to lose their freaking minds.

Obama says it’s “common sense” to cap bailed out executives pay at… $500,000?!! POP! (That was the sound of my aneurysm exploding.)

The Vatican is demanding that a Holocaust revisionist recant his position. Unfortunately the revisionist is denying the Vatican ever said that.

The Mormon Church may soon be under investigation for refusing to divulge how much money they were actually funneling into Prop 8. And while you guys are at it, investigate that whole “John Smith discovers biblical golden tablets on American soil” thingy. Sounds fishy to me.

Did former Gov. Rod Blagojevich think being impeached was the worst thing to ever happen him? Then maybe he shouldn’t have immediately gone on David Letterman.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NhtdBMOorDk%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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