HOLOCAUST-DENYING BISHOP FIRED!!! It’s got it all, this story…
BISHOP WILLIAMSON: Refuses to “recant…”
RHIANNA ASSISTING POLICE!!! The boy hit her, it seems…
OBAMA DENOUNCES A-ROD!!! Nice one, Barack.
OBAMA WARNS OF CATASTROPHE!!! Blames Republicans for delaying stimulus package…
ADAMS’ BOYFRIEND ON EXTENDED LEAVE AT THE OREGONIAN!!! Former WW Queer Window columnist Byron Beck reports that “Z-Man,” whom I know only as the late Portland Police Officer Mark Zylawy, but Beck seems to know as Peter Zuckerman, the Oregonian reporter who’s been dating Mayor Sam Adams, “begins an extended leave from the daily paper this week.”
MUGABE’S 85TH BIRTHDAY!!! Whatever happened to a nice traditional party, where 2,000 ducks would suffice? His country may be starving, but the president of Zimbabwe is soliciting lavish donations for the upcoming bash: “2,000 bottles of champagne (Moët & Chandon or ’61 Bollinger preferred); 8,000 lobsters; 100kg of prawns; 4,000 portions of caviar; 8,000 boxes of Ferrero Rocher chocolates; 3,000 ducks.”
THE MASKED BICYCLIST!!! Joseph Rose asks: Who’s that phantom bicyclist, stopping to do good deeds?!
CORALINE, THE MUSICAL!!! Happening this spring. Hat tip to Shawn Levy. Speaking of stop frame animation, enjoy:
ANIMATION TODAY: Just a tiny amount…
Good day.
Shouldn’t your headline be: “ADAMS’ BOYFRIEND ON EXTENDED LEAVE _FROM_ THE OREGONIAN!!!”?
How can The Oregonian employ nearly everyone connected to the Sam Adams scandal, but still be the last paper to know about it?