IRAQIS CELEBRATE U.S DEPARTURE!!! It only took six years.

MADOFF’S NEW PONZI SCHEME!!! Exposed on the Daily Show:

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JOE’S LOSS IS DICK’S GAIN!!! Reminds me of my mother in law’s advice about Googling for “Dick’s”.

BEWARE OBAMA’S EVIL EYE!!! But not for much longer…

PORTLAND’S CREATIVE CLASS!!! Crafts the smuggest, most infuriating website I have ever seen.

FIRED REPORTER ENDS UP ON THE STREETS!!! This one really made my morning.

DID DERMATOLOGIST SIRE JACKSON’S KIDS??? Oh, Jesus.

“SCANTILY CLAD MALE DANCERS IN CARPENTER’S BELTS!!! Ohhhh, Jesus.

IT CAME FROM WASILLA!!! McCain’s former staffers dish the dirt on Sarah Palin.

Good day.

Matt Davis was news editor of the Mercury from 2009 to May 2010.

10 replies on “Good Morning, News!!”

  1. Wow, the concept and execution of the Roseys website is so bad it makes me want to see Portland fail. Good thing nobody actually cares about that shit except for back-patting circle-jerking advertising industry douchebags.

  2. Matt,

    Don’t you know that every time you mention the former V.P. candidate an angel cries? Then the angel has unprotected sex and gets pregnant out of wedlock. The end. Seriously.

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