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GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY! It’s the perfect time to catch up on some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this week! (PRO TIP: If you despise being “the last to know,” then be one of the first to know by signing up for Mercury newsletters! All the latest stories shipped directly to your email’s in-box… and then… YOUR HEAD.)

• In the Shadows: Records Show Labor Leader’s Campaign to Influence City Councilors

New records reveal a top labor executive quietly pushed a Portland councilor to sue the city and let the mayor pick the next council president—raising fresh questions about power and transparency at City Hall.

Jeremiah Hayden

• THE BLACK BYLINE: Your Guide to “Portland Nice”—And How to Avoid It 

A recent cringeworthy exchange during a Metro Council meeting shows the pitfalls of being “Portland Nice,” where performative actions by white people often result in faux camaraderie with people of color, followed by bumbling missteps.

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Mikki Gillette’s Riot Queens Requires Us to Read More Queer History

Even if you live in a city as queer-friendly as Portland, being a trans person is a political act. Riot Queens, a small, trans-driven play that recently opened at the Back Door Theater in Southeast Portland serves as a dire reminder that trans rights are hard-won—and still under attack.

Holly Hazelwood

• Damian Lillard Opens a Sports Bar in a Swanky Downtown Portland Hotel

Blazers star and hometown hero Damian Lillard is bringing Dame Time to the local food and drink scene. Lillard and his business partners officially opened Honorable Mention, a luxury sports lounge, in the basement of the historic Benson Hotel in downtown Portland.

Courtesy Honorable Mention

POP QUIZ PDX!

In this week’s super fun, local (and icy) trivia quiz: the idiots of ICE are once again in court, the fate of Portland’s only in-town ice skating rink, and an extremely funny joke about Vanilla Ice! (Individual results may vary.) See how well YOU score!

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• A Comedy of Turnovers Ends in Blazers Heartbreak

The Blazers loss to the Charlotte Hornets this week was a comedy of errors. The errors? 19 turnovers, numerous misses of easy shots, and some interesting refereeing. 

Cameron Crowell

• Inside the Race for County Chair: Financial Woes, Homeless Services, and Capitulating to Trump

Multnomah County Commissioners Shannon Singleton and Julia Brim-Edwards are both running for county chair, with more contenders expected before November. The next chair will inherit tough challenges: budget cuts, a homelessness crisis, federal scrutiny, and shaken public trust in drug treatment efforts.⁠

Motoya Nakamura/Multnomah County

• THE TRASH REPORT

In this week’s hilarious (and educational) column: Donald Trump’s disgusting new rash, the iconic Zendaya has reportedly married that darling wee Englishman Tom Holland, and would you allow The Pitt‘s Noah Wyle to operate on you? WE WOULD!

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• Maggie Gyllenhaal’s New Frankenstein-Inspired Film Doesn’t Always Make Sense, but It’s a Helluva Movie!

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s new film, The Bride!, is a gory, glorious mess—and it’s worth seeing it in IMAX. “The whole world is on fire for a lady criminal,” as one character puts it “and it’s turning them on.”

Warner Bros. Pictures

At Mako Matcha Mill, Tea Leaves Are Pulverized Right Before Your Eyes 

Mako Matcha Mill opened in mid-February at 414 SW 13th in the former Cacao space. Owners Edison Zeng and Emily Dewey source their tea directly from farmers, and because they’re not relying on middlemen, they can offer most drinks for around $4, a much lower price point than other cafes.

Katherine Chew Hamilton

• Mercury Music Picks

Lot’s of pit fruit playing Portland this week (Peaches and Cherry Cheeks), Lo Steele is releasing her new album with a free all-ages show at Music Millennium, and the rock & roll legend herself, Toody Cole is at Star Theater with the Forty Feet Tall boys.

The Squirt Deluxe

Panic Invites Players for a Big Walk in Its Downtown Portland Offices

There’s a new open world game you can play with your friends. It’s called Big Walk, and it was made by the people behind Untitled Goose Game. It’s not out yet but you can actually play it in Portland—ONLY. 

House House

• Once in a Dead Moon

The “legend” and “icon” distinctions are thrown around too much. But not when referencing Portland’s Toody Cole. She’s founded and fronted numerous impactful bands, is a champion of DIY—in music as well as every other aspect of her life—and still rips bass harder than anyone around. The 77-year-old sat down with Audrey Vann ahead of her Star Theater appearance March 17. Toody Cole forever!

Heather MacDonald

• SAVAGE LOVE

“Some of us start out poly, some of us achieve poly—others have poly thrust upon ’em.” Got poly questions? Dan Savage has poly answers.

Joe Newton

WOW, THAT IS A LOT OF GOOD READIN’. I hope you didn’t have any other plans this weekend! Dig in, and remember: Producing all this hard work costs moolah—so please consider contributing to the Mercury to keep it all coming! Thanks!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)