Thanks to the hilarious popularity of the side-splitting Blogtown series "Stupid, Stupid Baby™", we've decided to make even MORE money by spinning it off into a brand new series titled... wait for it... "Stupid, Stupid Teenager!" Oh, what fun we'll have, laughing at the endless mirth provided by those rambunctious, free-wheeling teens! So what are we waiting for, right?

Presenting... the first in what will hopefully be thousands of whimsical posts all revolving around the "STUPID... STUPID... TEENAGER™!"

Oh, god. That was really depressing. Never mind.