You know, I was TOTALLY against all those anti-health reform/”death panel” nuts—that is until I saw this shocking video of President Obama outside a town hall meeting WHIPPING AN OLD PERSON AND A FETUS!! (I mean, can’t we just deny them health care and let them die naturally?)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8ny1y5O_CfA%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)