Believe it or don’t, somehow… MIRACULOUSLY… the walking joke that is Donald Trump is the clear leader among Republicans for their presidential nominee. HAHAHAHAAAAAA!! WOW. (By the way if you’re thinking this reflects terribly on the average Republican—you’re right. Because here’s one reason why the average Republican is supporting Trump via the I, Anonymous Blog.)

Anyway, I love the fact that Trump remains in the race, because he’s providing lots and lots of A+ comedy. Here are just a couple of offerings courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel and Fox’s ADHD cartoon series.

First Kimmel welcomes Josh “I sing like an angel” Groban to sing some of Donald Trump’s most ridiculous tweets. (Spoiler alert: This is the best Trump has ever sounded.)

And because sooner or later Trump is going to need a theme song for his campaign, Fox’s ADHD has concocted one for him—which may be the most truthful campaign song ever!

Stand by… so much more to come.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)