WHAT'S HAPPENIN', HOT SNOT? It's time once again to put your exceptionally brainy brain to the test with the newest edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly quiz chock full of sassy, fun multiple choice questions about what happened in Portland during the past week, along with a couple of rando questions just for laughs. And this one includes game show-playing police chiefs, the mysterious D.B. Cooper, and YOUR CHOICE for America's newest national anthem! HUZZAH!

But first... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Ooh, much better than usual! I also learned that if you were forced to work in a fast food place for one year, most of you would choose ice cream joints... which makes sense. Though waaaaay too many of you chose Chipotle! I'm sorry, but GROSS.

OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, make sure to scroll to the bottom to submit your answers, and you'll instantly get your score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW SMART YOU AM. Also take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next Thursday for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!