HELLLLOOO, SMARTY BRITCHES! It's time once again to put your exceptionally brainy brain to the test with the newest edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly quiz chock full of sassy, fun multiple choice questions about what happened in Portland during the past week, along with a couple of rando questions just for laughs. And this week's theme is near and dear to many of your hearts—SPORTY SPORTS! (Plus some Qs for those who hate sporty sports, just so they don't feel left out.)

But first... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Pretty ding-dang good! But I was especially impressed that an overwhelming majority think that Britney Spears' "Toxic" should be our new national anthem! So it is written... so it shall be done!

OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, make sure to scroll to the bottom to submit your answers, and you'll instantly get your score that will tell you in no uncertain terms HOW SMART YOU AM. Also take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next Thursday for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!