See ya later, assholes! The new POP QUIZ PDX is here!
"See ya later, assholes! The new POP QUIZ PDX is here!" Bohdan Skrypnyk / iStock / Getty Images Plus

HEY, BRAINY BOTTOM! It's time once again to put that brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, we've got a lot of questions about all the latest cop scandals, monkeypox, and sword-fighting pirate skeletons! (Yes, that's a "thing" in Oregon.) Also, guess what? You can enter to win FREE PIZZA from our friends at the always delicious Atlas Pizza, just for taking the quiz and signing up for our brainy newsletters! (Pizza: the ultimate brain food!)

But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Arrrghh, me maties, ye did GREAT! It's very heartening to learn that practically everyone in Portland thinks Dolly Parton poops actual lemon drops.


OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!