HELLOOOO, BRAINY BOTTOM! It's time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDXโ€”our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, you'll test your amazing knowledge on such SCANDALOUS topics as scandal-prone OLCC bigwigs, Blazers management, Catholic priests, and (prepare to gasp in shock) SHIFTY COPS. (Can you even imagine?? ๐Ÿ™„)

Also, guess what? You can also enter to win FREE PIZZA from our friends at the always delicious Atlas Pizza, just for taking the quiz and signing up for our brainy newsletters during the last question!

But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? My goodness, you are so smart! And I was especially impressed by your majority choice on which crime you'd commit if you could get away with it: Snipping the second amendment out of the US Constitution! (You are so much more productive than Congress.)

OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!