LET'S GO, BRAINY BRITCHES! It's time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, your brain will be tested on how much you know about local celebs who are literal dolls, remembering the late, great Bill Walton, and SLOTHS. (And in particular, their freaky TOES. 😲)

But first, how did you do on the previous quiz? Whooo-WHEE! Very good! HOWEVER. I must take exception to your choices for which terrible celebrity you'd choose to be your roommate—in particular those of you who would choose that awful transphobe Dave Chappelle over ME?? (True, it would be me with a severe gastrointestinal disorder that would make me burp/fart every 8 minutes... but that's still better than fucking Dave Chappelle! In case you were wondering, my farts smell like lemon drops! 🍋)

OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!

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