HELLO SMARTY BUTTS! It’s time to put your brainy-brain to the test with this edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And since I’m waaaaay too busy to write a new column this week, let’s find out how “Portland smart” you are in our “Best of ‘Know That Portland’ Quiz,” which includes public bathrooms, witch’s castles, brain-numbing pronunciations, and nice, big JUGS. (It’s not what you’re thinking, perv.) 😒

Oh, and by the way, how did you do on our last quiz? Whoopdie-doo, you are soooo smart! I especially enjoyed your answers to our subjective question about which amenities the city should add to your neighborhood park. (Hey, there’s no law that kids can’t enjoy a beer garden, amirite? Right? No? 😬)

Anywaaaaaay… READY TO START? Take this week’s quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin’ new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It’s probably because you aren’t getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)