The Mercury Halloween Dress-Up Issue presents...

The Troutdale Trout

[Editor's Note: Every year the Portland Mercury "dresses up" for our annual Halloween issue. This year we've chosen to be the crown jewel of all community newspapers, The Troutdale Trout. Perhaps one day we really will be as great as the Trout. (To see this week's issue in all it's glory, hit the PDF below, or if you like to kiss technology's butt, just follow the links to each story.)]

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Exotic Pet Store
Chick-fil-A Anniversary
Trout on the Town
Local Whore
Li'l Miss Pumpkin
Canny Coin Collector
Grandchild Scam
Sports Beat
Police Blotter
Community Opinions
Question of the Week
Help Wanted
New Fireman
Comin's 'n' Goin's!
Craig's List
Drama Review
Music Review

Click here to see a pdf version of the Troutdale Trout!

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SLAY Film Fest
In person at the Clinton St. Theater 10/29 & 10/30