NO.

Fucking Nextdoor. A hub for every person in Portland with too much time on their hands, something super lame to get rid of, or a suspicion that every person that walks in their neighborhood is scoping their house.

Here are just a few maddening emails I’ve received this week:

This one took longer to type than to go to the store and solve the problem it’s addressing:

NO.
NO.

This email that answer’s it’s own question in the subject:

Surely it couldnt belong to ATLAS CIDER.
Surely it couldn’t belong to ATLAS CIDER.

Or this one if you want a tub of already opened yogurt FOR FREE:

Why would I want that?
Why would I want that?
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Did you get any ridiculous emails from your neighbors on Nextdoor this week? We can commiserate! Tell us about it! Send you annoying Nextdoor emails to bbrey@portlandmercury.com.

In a perpetual state of about to go HAM on these chilipeno chips. Former social media manager for @portlandmercury, trying not to harvest hate clicks.