NIBBLES!
  • NIBBLES!
HERE AT the Mercury, we're terribly concerned about the rising number of homeless bunnies—which is why we're devoting space every week to bunnies considered unadoptable. WILL YOU OPEN YOUR HEART AND HOME TO ONE OF PORTLAND'S UNWANTED BUNNIES?

Meet Nibbles, the Islamic State Bunny. He's an adorable, six-month-old Netherland Dwarf rabbit, and he's a cuddly and affectionate companion! Also...

• Nibbles should not be left alone with swords, knives, machetes, hacksaws, or other sharp objects—particularly while you're sleeping.

• Nibbles would love a large backyard... he certainly likes to hop, hop, hop!

• Nibbles' yard will require a sturdy fence, as he can be intensely focused on hopping in the general direction of Syria.

• Nibbles loves to sit on his hind legs while nibbling baby carrots!

• Nibbles is best suited for a non-Christian household.

• Nibbles loves long, luxurious ear rubs...

• ... and destroying ancient works of irreplaceable art with a sledgehammer.

• Nibbles loves napping in purses—with his little bunny bottom sticking up in the air! Nibbles!

• Nibbles has been known to use Facebook and Snapchat to encourage teenagers to join the Islamic State.

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