Meet Nibbles, the Islamic State Bunny. He's an adorable, six-month-old Netherland Dwarf rabbit, and he's a cuddly and affectionate companion! Also...
• Nibbles should not be left alone with swords, knives, machetes, hacksaws, or other sharp objects—particularly while you're sleeping.
• Nibbles would love a large backyard... he certainly likes to hop, hop, hop!
• Nibbles' yard will require a sturdy fence, as he can be intensely focused on hopping in the general direction of Syria.
• Nibbles loves to sit on his hind legs while nibbling baby carrots!
• Nibbles is best suited for a non-Christian household.
• Nibbles loves long, luxurious ear rubs...
• ... and destroying ancient works of irreplaceable art with a sledgehammer.
• Nibbles loves napping in purses—with his little bunny bottom sticking up in the air! Nibbles!
• Nibbles has been known to use Facebook and Snapchat to encourage teenagers to join the Islamic State.