From Seattle Weekly:

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“Jasha Lottin says she can’t understand why people are so interested in why she bought a horse, killed it, gutted it, then posed naked for photos inside the carcass and posted them on the Internet.

“No idea why people care,” she tells Seattle Weekly.

Lottin, a 21-year-old aspiring model and nudist from Portland was questioned at length by Washington County Sheriff’s Deputies recently after she posted on the Internet gory photos of herself naked inside a horse that she bought, shot, gutted, posed naked inside of, and ultimately ate.

The reason for climbing inside the animal was later explained to deputies as Lottin’s desire to “be one with the animal.”

That and her love of Star Wars.

From the police report:

Lottin said in the movie Star Wars the character Han Solo cut open an animal with his light saber and placed Luke Skywalker inside the animal. This was due to Luke freezing to death in cold weather. Lottin said there was nothing religious about what she did and didn’t intend to offend anyone.

I gave up on Googleable. The AV Club tries to make it funny, but everyone is just a little too grossed out. Reluctant hat tip to Fatboy Roberts.

Alison Hallett served nobly as the Mercury's arts editor from 2008-2014. Her proud legacy lives on.

9 replies on “:(((((((((”

  1. If she wanted to “be one with the animal” she could’ve killed herself, been cremated, and had her ashes mixed with delicious oats and fed to the horse. Then instead of a villain she would been the apple of everybody’s eye. (The road apple, anyway.)

  2. Stars Wars nerds…….. Sweet Christ, that is one batshit crazy chick. Btw this chick was’nt even BORN when the movie came out. Nice job, freak.

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