One of my dumb coworkers who shall not be named* has been going on and on for years and years about how they should remake Star Wars as an anime, which I have always taken as a conversational cue to look off into the middle distance and start thinking about something else until he tuckers himself out. THAT SAID. This fan-made Star Wars anime thing popped up online over the weekend, and… ugh, maybe Bobby had a point.

Also, no, I don’t know why there’s a Sleigh Bells song on top of it. 🙁 You should probably mute it.

*Bobby Roberts

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3 replies on “The <i>Star Wars</i> Anime You Didn’t Know You Wanted”

  2. THAT EVERYTHING IS AWFUL. WHO EVER HEARD OF TIE FIGHTERS TAKING OUT REBEL STARFIGHTERS LIKE THIS? LMFAO. X-WINGS WOULD HAVE RIPPED THEM UP UNLESS JEK PORKINS WAS FLYING ALL THESE SHIPS SIMULTANEOUSLY–IN THAT CASE, THIS WOULD BE FAIRLY ACCURATE.

  3. The Star Wars remake announcement will come. Precisely two minutes after George Lucas dies, we will hear of a remake. It will be awful and terrible, yes, but still better than the prequels.

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