TMZ talked to former child star/freaky Christian Kirk Cameron about world renown physicist Stephen Hawking's claims that heaven is a "fairy story for people afraid of the dark." OH YEAH? Well, Kirk may not be no astrophysicianal scientist, but he had THIS to say about THAT:

Cameron tells us, "Professor Hawking is heralded as 'the genius of Britain,' yet he believes in the scientific impossibility that nothing created everything and that life sprang from non-life."
He adds, "Why should anyone believe Mr. Hawking's writings if he cannot provide evidence for his unscientific belief that out of nothing, everything came?"

"[Hawking] says he knows there is no Heaven. John Lennon wasn't sure. He said to pretend there's no Heaven. That's easy if you try. Then he said he hoped that someday we would join him."
"Such wishful thinking reveals John and Stephen's religious beliefs, not good science."

BOOYAH!! Stephen Hawking and dead John Lennon, you just got SERVED! Now either repent, and accept the perfect, irrefutable biblical logic of Mike Seaver, or in THREE DAYS you're gonna be sorry!

Three days, people. THREE... DAYS.