My boyfriend and I have not had sex for more than two years. When I first asked him about it, he hemmed and hawed. When I pressed him, he said he doesnât have any interest. I felt like he was not telling me the whole truth. When I suggested he tell his doctor, my boyfriend said he could not do that because his doctor is an old family friend. He wonât go to another doctor. I donât know what to do. Staying in a long-term relationship without sex does not appeal to me. But I love him, so leaving him is not an option. On all other levels we have a great relationship. But I miss his cock and I miss intimacy. I have tried many things, but I am sick and tired of being refused. He will...
My boyfriend and I have not had sex for more than two years. When I first asked him about it, he hemmed and hawed. When I pressed him, he said he doesnât have any interest. I felt like he was not telling me the whole truth. When I suggested he tell his doctor, my boyfriend said he could not do that because his doctor is an old family friend. He wonât go to another doctor. I donât know what to do. Staying in a long-term relationship without sex does not appeal to me. But I love him, so leaving him is not an option. On all other levels we have a great relationship. But I miss his cock and I miss intimacy. I have tried many things, but I am sick and tired of being refused. He will remove my hand from his cock if I touch it, and he does not seem to ever get hard anymore. I used to think that it was my fault but no longer accept the blame. What can I do?
Unhappy Not Having Any Penetration Play In Literally Years
If youâre going to rule out leaving, UNHAPPILY, your options are staying and enduring a sexless existence or staying and having sex with other people. If you donât wanna be accused of cheating, youâll have to ask your boyfriendâs permission to seek sex elsewhere. If you donât wanna ask his permission or you ask and donât get it, well, then youâll either have to endure a sexless existence or discreetly fuck other people when you have the chance. (I hesitate to describe that as cheating in a case like yours, UNHAPPILY, since you wouldnât be cheating your boyfriend out of anything he seems to want.)
Iâm a 65-year-old gay man and over the past few years, Iâve completely lost interest in having sex with other men. Coincidentally, pleasure from the prostate has gone to a whole new level. I am now having the most intense and powerful prostate-induced orgasms one could ask forâlike joining the universe intense. Do I need to see a therapist?
My Orgasms Are Now Sensational
Only if youâre unhappy, MOANS, and you donât sound unhappy to me. (And if you were, you might be better off seeing a sex worker.)
I broke up with my boyfriend about one month ago after almost a year together. Iâm 22 and heâs 20, and we met at work. A month after we started dating, his mom died. He is a jealous and controlling person, whereas Iâm a very friendly and outgoing person, and he didnât like it that I had friends. He was constantly worried I was cheating on him, and I would reassure him as best I could. I tried to be understanding because, again, his mom had just died. But nothing helped. A month ago, he starts yelling that he now knows for sure I had cheated on him at least three times, even if he doesnât have any proof. (I never cheated on him.) So, I broke it off. But he continues to send me dozens of abusive text messages every day. At the same time, he makes excuses to see me. Two weeks ago, he came over to get his phone charger, which was not here. Today, he came demanding a sweatshirt, which I do not have. Between these surprise visits he sends text messages saying he would be happy if something terrible happened to me. What should I do? Blocking him isnât an option, as we continue to work together, and must communicate for work-related reasons.
Pushy Ex Abusing Confused Ex
Get him fired, PEACE. Show his text messages to your boss or to HR, and demand they do something about the hostile work environment heâs created for you, i.e., tell your bosses you expect them to fire him. If your employer wonât fire your ex, PEACE, talk to a lawyer about suing your employer and, if you must, seek employment elsewhere. Iâm sorry this is being done to you, PEACE, and in the future⌠a controlling, possessive piece of shit who âconstantly worriesâ youâre cheating on him needs to be dumped immediately. Because those sorts of âworriesâ alwaysâalwaysâbecome angry and sometimes violent accusations in the end.
Why do adult men want to look like pre-pubescent boys by cutting away their pubic hair? Hair is masculine and should be allowed to thrive in its natural habitat.
Bush Lover In Maryland
Are you suggesting you canât tell the difference between a 30-year-old man who shaved his pubes and a pre-pubescent 11-year-old boy who doesnât have any pubes to shave? Because if you canât, BLIM, you shouldnât be having sex with anyone.
Okay, wherever you are right now, BLIM, Iâm sure youâre saying, âOf course I can tell the difference!â To which I would respond, if itâs unfair for me to suggest you canât tell the difference between a 30-year-old man and an 11-year-old boy unless there are pubes present, itâs unfair for you to suggest that adult men who shave their pubes are trying to pass themselves off as pre-pubescent boys. (And why would they do that? To attract pedophiles who canât tell the difference?) You can make your preference for hairy adult crotches clear to potential sex partners without impugning the motives or tastes of people who prefer to keep their adult crotches shaved or trimmed.
P.S. I get a lotta unsolicited dick pics in my line of workânot complaining, just sayingâand half the dicks I see in any given week have pubes. So, there are plenty of naturally hairy guys out there for you to choose from, BLIM.
I've been hooking up with someone for a while. It's been okay, but not great, and I don't want to do it anymore. She's perfectly good people, very friendly, but weâre only fuck buddies and Iâm not enjoying fucking that much. How can I end this nicely? A person can say, âHey, it's not you, it's me,â when breaking up with a romantic partner. Somehow saying, âHey, I don't want to do this anymore,â to someone youâre just boning seems almost cruel, like I'm saying, âHey, you suck in bed.â Do I need to make up a white lie? I'm in an ENM marriage, so I could say, âMy partner wants to close things up for now,â but I kind of hate lying.
This Is The End
Trust your instinct and lieâand thatâs what, âItâs not you, itâs me,â is, right? Itâs a lie, TITE, and everyone knows itâs a lie; the person who says it during a breakup knows itâs a lie, the person who hears it during a breakup knows itâs a lie. But itâs a lie most of us are comfortable being told. Because when someone says, âItâs not you, itâs me,â what theyâre saying to us is, âLook, I know this sucks and it hurts and Iâm sorry and I donât want to hurt you anymore than I have to and if it takes even a little bit of the hurt away for me to blame myself when we both know I donât blame myself and that I want out of this relationship because youâre not who or what I want⌠Iâm willing to do that.â
So, while you canât avail yourself of the face-saving, ego-sparing, off-the-shelf âItâs not you, itâs meâ lie, you can and should avail yourself of the lie you were workshopping there at the end of your question: âMy partner wants to close things up for now.â
Iâm a 29-year-old queer boy with a language question for you. I LOVE seeing other people piss. Pissing at a urinal, pissing their pants, pissing in the tub, pissing on me. However, when I say to people, âI have a pee fetish,â invariably the response I get is, âI donât want you to pee on me.â I donât want to pee on them! That literally does nothing for me! Iâm only interested in other people pissing on or near me! No judgment on people who vibe with that, as my fetish relies on those wonderful people. But Iâm just not turned on by my own piss. So, my question is, can you think of separate words or labels to better distinguish between people who like to pee on, people who like to be peed on, and people who like both?
Pee Is Super Sexy
Top/bottom/vers works for anal, it works for fisting, it works for BDSM, and it works for piss, too. And if telling someone youâre exclusively a piss bottom doesnât do the trick, hand them a laminated printout of your question and my response. And if a guy still doesnât get it after reading this, PISS, heâs probably not smart enough to find his dick and point it at you.
When the Bible says âcomeâ it means cum. That seems rather important for deciphering its hidden meaning. Itâs all about the importance of sperm retention. Dry ejaculation is the desert, Israelites are sperm cells, Jacobâs Ladder is fighting the urge to ejaculate, ejaculation is Christ rising to Heaven to meet God, Aaronâs rod is his penis, Mosesâs staff is his penis. And so on.
Intense Biblical Studies
I donât argue with crazy people on subways, in restaurants, on airplanes, or at family gatherings. So, whatever you say, IBS, whatever you say.
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