
I'm a heavy sleeper, and my wife knows that, but not so heavy that I don't wake up when she periodically masturbates next to me and has the bed shaking pretty hard. She doesn't know this wakes me. How do I handle this? Do I offer a hand (or a dick) the next time? Talk to her when she's not having her moment and ask if she feels like our sex life is lacking? Or just let it go and continue to pretend that I'm still asleep when this happens? Our sex life seems healthy to me otherwise.
Nocturnal Incidents That Erupt Necessitate Inquiries To Elucidate
The wife masturbating in the middle isnât by itself evidence your sex life is lacking, NITENITE. Sheâs most likely waking up horny at 3 AM and rubbing one out to get...
Gay man here with a question about topping. I was a top with my college boyfriend but switched to being mostly a bottom in my early 20s. I'm in my late 30s now, and recently got out of a decade-long relationship, so I've been doing a lot of exploring and rediscovering what I want in bed. While I'm very experienced as a bottom, I feel a bit like a fish out of water when I'm topping. The guys I've fucked have all been very complimentary, so it doesn't seem to be a problem with my technique, but itâs just not as intense for me. Also, I'm uncut and I find that if I'm pushing deep inside someone then my foreskin pulls all the way back while I'm inside to the point that it hurts. (This is especially a problem when a guy rides me.) I'm with a new boyfriend who has enjoyed bottoming for me, but all of this is kind of playing with my head so I can't just relax and enjoy myself when topping. Should I just accept that topping isn't for me?
Subpar Orgasms From Topping
You could accept that topping isnât for you and swear off topping forever⊠but that seems a little dramatic, SOFT, and a whole lot drastic. How about accepting this instead: while you prefer bottoming to topping and your orgasms are better when you bottom, you also enjoy topping occasionally, so long as you donât push too far in and/or get ridden too hard. You might also wanna accept the compliments youâve been getting about your topping skills/style. Instead of assuming the guys youâve topped are lying to you, give them the benefit of the doubt and assume theyâre telling the truth: youâre a good top and bottoming for you is a good time. And with more experience, SOFT, youâre likelier to get even better at it, earn more praise, and grow to enjoy topping more.
I am a 60-year-old woman who has had a lot of lovers. My current lover does not enjoy cunnilingus, which happens to be the only reliable way to get me off. How can I make cunnilingus more enjoyable for him? I thought about getting a can of whipped cream to âsweeten the deal,â but will that work?
Exciting Additives That Make Eating Pussy A Lark
It wonât work.
First, putting whipped cream on your clit and labia isnât good for pussyâand since whipped cream rapidly melts after being applied to the body, EATMEPAL, itâs not going to look sexy or taste good for long. Minutes after emptying that can of whipped cream, youâre gonna look and smell like a newborn puked on your lap. Chocolate sauce, flavored lubes, whipped creamânone of those things have the power to turn someone who doesnât like eating pussy or sucking dick into someone who does. Pussy is not a sundae, dick is not a candy bar. If cunnilingus is the only thing that reliably gets you off, itâs a new lover you need, EATMEPAL, not a dairy product.
Iâm a male who is curious about wearing a male chastity cage. Iâm on blood-thinning medications and I very rarely get erections due to my health issues, but I want to experience the feeling of wearing a cage. Are there any long-term effects from wearing a cock cage for short periods of time that I need to know about? I am just curious how it would feel wearing one.
Looking Into Mysterious Pleasures
Youâll be fine, LIMP. Iâve spoken to a few urologists over the years about the risks of chastity cages for men, and their only concern was potential damage to the erectile tissues when a dick gets hard (or tries to) in the confines of a cage. If you rarely get hardâor donât get hard randomlyâthereâs no danger in wearing one even for extended periods of time, so long as itâs not too tight, LIMP, and you keep it clean.
Iâm a 20-year-old woman who just started a new job. One of my new coworkers is a 20-something man who doesnât speak much English, but heâs made it very clear that heâs attracted to me. I found him on Facebook and realized he has a girlfriend in another country. So, as it turns out, heâs in a three-year-long relationship, but he canât be with her currently. Iâve always considered men in relationships to be strictly âoff limits,â but Iâve got an intense crush on this man and wanna get with him. Iâm only interested in hooking up. Iâm not looking for a commitment from him at all. Should I let him know I am attracted to him too and possibly ruin his relationship?
Possible Wrecking Ball
Unless youâre planning to post to Facebook about fucking this guy and tag his girlfriend back home, I donât see how fucking youâeven if heâs not supposed to be fucking anyone while theyâre apartâwill automatically ruin his relationship. Hereâs hoping heâs allowed to fuck other women while theyâre separated like this, PWB, and hereâs hoping sheâs allowed to fuck other guys. But even if he were to break the rules to get with you, PWB, it doesnât mean that he would break her heart⊠so long as youâre capable of being discreet.
I learned that you helped pegging get its name. But is there a name for a man using a strap-on on a woman?
Strapped On Dude
In 2001 my readers decidedâin a free and fair electionâto give the name âpeggingâ to the act of a woman fucking a man in the ass with a strap-on dildo. Some pegging purists have argued that the word should continue to mean that and only that, but language evolves and changes. These days women peg men, men peg women, women peg women, men peg men, and enbys peg all comers.
Is it okay to get a quick âhappy-endingâ massage once a month if you are getting almost no sex in the marriage?
Reevaluating Understood Boundaries
Itâs okay with me.
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