1.ย How much pineappleย should I be eating?

Most commercial pineapple growers use a lot of pesticides and other agrochemicals in the production of this slow-growing fruit, which isnโ€™t good for the environment or the health of agriculture workers. Furthermore, unless you live in South America, the pineapples youโ€™re eating most likely travelled thousands of miles to get to you, which means their carbon footprints are huge. So, you should be eating only organic pineapple, if youโ€™re eating any at all, and even then only as a special treat.

P.S. If this is about the taste of your cum โ€” and pineapple questions are always about the taste of your cum โ€” it doesnโ€™t matter how many pineapples you eat, your cum will never taste like room temp froyo.

2. Is licking ripe armpits bad for my health? My boys and I like to sniff and lick each otherโ€™s pits after sweaty workouts. Can that bacteria in there do evil things?

Thereโ€™s a decent amount…

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