In the eternal battle of “Man vs. Science” (we beat the shit out of “nature” decades ago), robots are continually trying to best us in one way or another. Now they think they’re better than us at “penis drawing.” OH YEAH? WELL, LET’S SEE YOU DRAW A PENIS, MACHINE!

After the jump, my HUMAN depiction of a penis. (SPOILER ALERT: I fucking WIN.)

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[Editor’s Note: Image Googling “penis drawings” is a sad, lonely road one should think twice before taking.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)