🚨 CALLING ALL SEXY PEOPLE! 🚨 The horniest time of the year has arrived—which means it's time to fill out the absolutely smoking-hot, annual Mercury SEX SURVEY!

In this partially scientific (but 100 percent fun) survey, we want to know HOW Portland does it, WHERE they're doing it, and WHO they're doing it with. For example: What's the sexiest thing you did in 2024? What kind of sex toys do you own? If you masturbate, is it a few times a month or every single day? Would you fuck a clone of yourself? (Plus, we have some verrry intriguing "Fuck/Marry/Kill" questions as well!) 

Fill out the Mercury sex survey alone or with your sexy pal... and don't worry, all submissions are anonymous!

BUT HURRY! FRIDAY, JANUARY 10 is the LAST DAY to submit your answers, because all the horny results and analysis will be featured Thursday, January 30 in the Mercury's LOVE & SEX print issue—online and in more than 500 spots all around town. Do not miss it!

And now... ready to talk about sex? Then let's take the Mercury's annual SEX SURVEY— where pants are always optional!

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OH, and one more thing...

If you like doing sexy things, do not miss the 20th anniversary of the HUMP! Film Festival, coming to Portland on February 15 through March 1, and featuring tons of your sexy neighbors making short, five minute, ABSOLUTELY FILTHY AND FUN homegrown porn for your enjoyment. Trust us, you don't want to miss it. GET THOSE TICKETS NOW!