Is the following video NSFW? Well… it was on TV. Okay, fine, it was on TV in BELGIUM. And I’m pretty sure they don’t give a fuck whether something is NSFW or not. They also don’t seem to care that I will never look at my penis again without seeing this guy and hearing his stupid squeaky voice. THANKS A CRAP LOAD, BELGIUM!

BTW, my penis doesn’t sound like that. It sounds like this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P7vg8AYVCMQ%26color1%3D0x3a3a3a%26color2%3D0x999999%26feature%3Dplayer_embedded%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)